A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a -b-i-t-c-h on the phone! I'm lost and need directions!"
2006-08-18 17:58:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And I thought my luck sucked lol Bless his heart>>>I bet he was never the same after that lol
2006-08-18 23:23:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 10:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by schugmann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very smart cat haha ♥
2006-08-18 18:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one I heard it before but I still get a good laugh when I read it. Thanks for the go9od laugh. The world is so serious, that we all need agood laugh now and then to keep us sane.
2006-08-18 18:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow - a man FINALLY asked for directions, thank god for that smart cat , women we may be onto something
2006-08-18 18:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by leo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha really smart cat and Dumb hubby
2006-08-18 18:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol , that was a good one ! good cat .
2006-08-18 19:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoop! LOL. That's a good one. LOL.
2006-08-19 05:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋