I went to bed and discovered monsters are lurking under there...I took my bra and slang my IPOD at them while its blaring Barry Manilow music but they just laughed. I tied my bra in a noose... (ummm its not a very big noose) and I threw it under there like a rope....I think I have one of the monsters and its struggling for breath coz of my elastic bra noose...but I also havent seen my cat for a while...what should I do to solve this problem and rid me of the monsters forever ?
2006-08-18 17:47:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just love the way you write! you should seriously write a book, your pharagraph is so exciting, full discription of surrounding and feeling. I haven't seen this in a long time. Its nice to see that some people can write!
Anyway to get to your question, Be brave, take a big breath and look under your bed, with aflash light and you'll be shocked to realize, your monster is actually your cat!
2006-08-18 17:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by WICCA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to make a peace offering with the monsters! give them a bottle of vodka or burbon (something nice and strong, monsters a big things you know!) and after they have drunk it all and got mightly pissed, tie them up and sell them to a mad scientist for experiments!!!!
2006-08-19 00:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by nick_surflifesaver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One eyed monsters just want your kitty.
2006-08-19 00:56:22 · answer #3 · answered by Stranger in a Strangeland 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wake up, sweetheart.
2006-08-19 01:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try feeding them, good luck.
2006-08-19 00:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Mojo Seeker Of Knowlege 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH WELL ..SORRY I NEVER HAD THAT PROBLEM..HEYYYYYY WHY DONT YOU CALL A DOCTOR AND TELL HIM WHATS GOING ON...MAYBE HE CAN HELP YOU
2006-08-19 02:23:59 · answer #6 · answered by AMERICAN_YANKEE35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋