An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing -- 45 years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting a divorce!" she shouts. "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, Do you hear me?" and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. "OK," he says, "They're both coming for Thanksgiving and they're paying their own way!
2006-08-18 16:50:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg that is great lol, thanks for the laugh.
2006-08-18 16:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's funny. That wouldn't have worked on me because my parents and grandparents are divorced.
2006-08-19 00:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha clever kids â¥
2006-08-19 00:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless!!! Don't ever underestimate the parents!
2006-08-18 23:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was soooooooo funny. Good one.
2006-08-19 00:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's really good. Kudos.
2006-08-19 00:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by hammerthingy66 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
2006-08-19 00:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by cheryl w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one! (I wonder if it works.........) LOL.
Have a great Saturday!
2006-08-19 12:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!!!
2006-08-18 23:55:31 · answer #9 · answered by highchaparral2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a laugh. good job.
2006-08-21 12:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT"S a funny joke lol Thanks for the laugh
2006-08-19 06:32:11 · answer #11 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋