One High Monkey?

Question

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river.


The lizard climbs down the tree, walks thru the jungle to the river and leans over the river to get his drink. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with a monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey you!"

"Duuuuuuuuuude!" the Monkey says when he looks down. "How much water did you drink?!"

Answer 1

good joke! i like that one!

Answer 2

a woman gets on a bus along with her toddler. The bus driving force seems on the toddler and says: “That’s the ugliest toddler that I’ve ever seen.” the lady is going to the rear of the bus in a huff and sits down, fuming. She says to a guy next to her: “That bus driving force purely insulted me!” the guy says: “You don’t would desire to take that from him. You bypass good up there and tell him off, bypass forward, I’ll carry your monkey.”

Answer 3

Clean laugh

Answer 4

Omg cute.

Answer 5

thats hecka funny

Answer 6

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

Answer 7

This one is a keeper.

Answer 8

That's slow.

Answer 9

haha me likey ♥

Answer 10

OMGGGGGGGGGG rofl>>>>> And that Duuuude was the perfect words for him, too. lol Great Joke! thanks