Dear Congress:
This is my plan to save bankrupt airlines:
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. At the same time, pay of stewdesses could be eliminated and they would earn more, based on dollar bills that would be stuffed in their G strings!
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
2006-08-18 16:45:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!
that is the funniest joke ever!
U R by far my fav person on Answers.
The funniest part is, that was completely tru!
God bless...
*wipes laffing tears from eyes*
2006-08-21 04:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by Moonlight Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a wonderful idea, Years back how do they almost decided to impeach you Clinotn?
10* Joke keep them coming
2006-08-18 17:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The end made it hilarious. I hope you don't get sued for using Bill Clitons name.
2006-08-18 17:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
psht lol Clinton haha ♥
2006-08-18 17:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt really get it.
2006-08-18 17:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by Ky_bello 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. I'm gonna tell this to my friends. Thanks.
2006-08-18 19:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by Ouchi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where can i apply
2006-08-18 17:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah!!! i love it...
2006-08-18 16:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-19 05:12:15 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋