A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but, we're a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "The airport wanted to charge me two hundred dollars to store my car. Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Not all blondes are dumb.
2006-08-18 16:42:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Credit, where credit is due.
2006-08-18 16:53:50 · update #1
Case in point, me. College graduate, 4.0. True blonde. Thanks for noticing.
2006-08-18 16:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke in its original form did not feature a blonde. It featured a man. If not all blondes are dumb then we would have no jokes to laugh at.
2006-08-18 23:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by floozy_niki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't have thought of that, but of course I am 14 and I don't have 5000 dollars.
2006-08-19 00:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-08-19 00:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by jeff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard this one before but still it made me laugh.
2006-08-19 00:12:02 · answer #5 · answered by Ky_bello 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just how do you think she became a multimillionaire?
2006-08-19 04:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.... see blonds are smart.... well one out of millions.... but we get the point ;) kidding (I'm a natural blond though I dye my hair...)
2006-08-18 23:52:22 · answer #7 · answered by the_coolest_chik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they laugh at us....suckers!
Engineering student... 3.5
2006-08-19 00:13:06 · answer #8 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is kinda old sorry there's one with a rich guy sorry sorry â¥
2006-08-19 00:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2006-08-18 23:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by Stranger in a Strangeland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋