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A young fireman placed a ladder against the bedroom window of a burning house and rushed up. Inside was a curvy brunette in a see- through nightie.

"Aha," said he, "you're the second pregnant girl I've rescued this year!"

"But I'm not pregnant," the brunette indignantly exclaimed.

"You're not rescued yet either."

2006-08-18 16:33:39 · 21 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

heh heh :) so it's like a rescue rape...who's supposed to get the best answer? ^.^

2006-08-18 16:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by tozie 2 · 0 0

Thats funny and cute! So is that a good thing for the brunette or the fireman?

2006-08-18 16:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by browniegirl95 2 · 0 0

Hahahahaha!Wahahahaha!Muahahahaha!
Damn funny!You're the best comedian in the world!
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2006-08-18 18:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by Nickname 5 · 0 0

Haha! I couldn't get it at first but when i read it a second time....Good one!

2006-08-18 16:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by Forest_aude 3 · 0 0

lol hahahahahahah hahahashahahah hahaahhahah hahahahahah nice joke

2006-08-18 19:19:50 · answer #5 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0 0

hmmmm. . .

So this little old guy goes up to his two neighbors talking across the street and says, "bet you can't tell how old I am?"

one woman stops, looks him up and down and says, "take off all your clothes."

so the little old guy takes off his clothes.

The neighbor looks him over and says, "85"

That's amazing says the little old guy, "how'd you know?"

the neighbor says - "you told me yesterday"

2006-08-18 16:50:35 · answer #6 · answered by dianes98 4 · 0 0

aha :D cute clever and I like it :D ♥

2006-08-18 16:44:17 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

That's horribly funny and horrible. Isn't that illegal?

2006-08-18 17:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0 0

I liked it.

2006-08-18 17:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by Ky_bello 3 · 1 0

That was really cute!

2006-08-18 16:39:16 · answer #10 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 0 0

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