My arrival in heaven made me feel poetic:
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp--
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.
Herb, who I always thought
was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake."
"And why's everyone so quiet,
so somber - give me a clue."
"Hush, child," He said, "they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you."
2006-08-18 15:44:30 · 13 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! wow, i could have given you a standing ovation. that was so good, lol! =)
2006-08-18 20:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be honest, i think of there will be massive exhilaration and exhilaration as quickly as we arrive in heaven. this is one occasion of the exhilaration among God's holy angels whilst only 1 sinner repents: ”I say unto you, that likewise exhilaration would be in heaven over one sinner that repents, greater desirable than over ninety and 9 basically persons, who desire no repentance.” Luke 15: 7 you haven't any concept how important we are interior the conflict between reliable and evil :) desire this helps you a technique or the different. "If i could desire to communicate each and each of the languages of earth and of angels, yet did no longer love others, i could in elementary terms be a noisy gong or a clinging cymbal. If I had the present of prophecy, and if I understood all of God's secret plans and possessed all expertise, and if I had such faith that i could desire to flow mountains, yet did no longer love others, i could be no longer something." a million Corinthians 13: a million-2 "If I gave each and everything I had to the undesirable or maybe sacrificed my physique, i could desire to boast approximately it; yet whilst i did no longer love others, i could have gained no longer something." a million Corinthians 13: 3
2016-12-17 13:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by shorb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, Jesus made a funny
2006-08-18 15:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by iwastypingthat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres some truth there thats for sure
2006-08-18 16:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by mike L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like me...and everyone being in shock that i was there..lmao..good one..i loved it!
2006-08-18 17:11:35 · answer #5 · answered by YEP THAT'S ME.. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of us is any better than the other guy!!!
2006-08-18 16:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious....and probably gonna happen 2 me.
2006-08-18 16:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice nice ♥
2006-08-18 16:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it a lot .....heheheheh
2006-08-18 15:51:33 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was great
2006-08-18 16:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋