A bear, a lion and a chicken are sitting talking about who is the hardest.
The bear says, "when I bellow the whole forest trembles with fear."
The lion says, "when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear."
The chicken says, "when I sneeze the whole world s-h-i-t-s itself."
2006-08-18 15:40:53 · 6 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh snaps that is so cute
2006-08-18 17:16:30 · answer #1 · answered by Ky_bello 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but the bird flu sounds stupidwhen other people say it
2006-08-18 22:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the mosquito bites humans cry Wolf.
2006-08-18 22:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Caroline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i heard this one before but funny â¥
2006-08-18 23:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by drinking after the bird?????
2006-08-18 22:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Germs. LOL.
2006-08-19 12:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋