Please help me, I can't seem to love god and stay skinny!!! I seem to have a minivan obsession as well as many other modern day problems with laziness and ignorance!!! I also judge the whole world because I only acknowledge my own god!!! Queers are devils on this earth because the women don't like dick!!! AND the men don't like pussy!!!! Please help me!!! I'm getting fatter everyday!!!!!
2006-08-18 15:40:27 · 14 answers · asked by godaskedme 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You guys are so mean. I'm crying and eating pizza. and I hate you all!!! You're not helping me!!!
2006-08-18 15:57:55 · update #1
It's those damn pot lucks at churches their getting the best of you. LOL XOXO
2006-08-18 15:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes you do need HELP. More than you can even imagine. You are getting Fatter everyday, because you are a moron. Soon you will get so fat, you will blow up and contaminate the whole world. Then we can say: Good ridence to Bad Rubbish.
The fall out from your fat anal area will be so hideous, that it will take only True Christians in the name of God that will clean up your smelly mess. May God give us the strength to endure you.
2006-08-18 15:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
maybe lucifer is following you making you eat for your sins of hating. HA! fairy tales...this is because you most likely lack willpower which makes you a perfect candidate for your faith in christianity or w/e else. you feel you need to let control of yourself go and give yourself to a faith because you can't handle things on your own. foolish, you could if you really wanted to. i do wonder why your christian god created "queers," oh maybe the devil did, no wait, your god created the devil too! all goes back to he. you're getting your natural and logical consequence for not being a man and taking care of your own affairs. put some faith in yourself and perhaps you'll lose a few pounds. you could if you chose to instead of being a weak *****. go for it!
2006-08-18 15:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by ajm48786 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Christians aren't lazy.
If you're a lazy Christian, then you've taken to talking too much and doing far too little.
God helps most those who work hardest in his name. So get to work.
2006-08-18 15:48:43 · answer #4 · answered by dinochirus 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ask your mother to cook you different food.. stop eating all the spaghetti-oh's and macaroni and cheese.
2006-08-18 15:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An obsession with minivans-sounds sexy. MEOW.
2006-08-18 15:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God bless you
2006-08-18 15:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by Christina 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Grow up
2006-08-18 15:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by timjim 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Keep up the good work. Munch onward Christian soldier.
2006-08-18 15:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by valcus43 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
are you sure you believe in god because it doesn't sound like your JUDGING or i like to call it CASTING STONES, and last time i checked god doesn't like that.
2006-08-18 15:45:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋