20. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00 a.m.!
19. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
18. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
17. Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
16. Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.
15. No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
14. Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
13. L.A. to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.
12. You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole while driving home from work.
11. You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes.
10. That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
9. Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhDs in quantum physics.
8. Bugs never see you comin'.
7. You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
6. Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan, "It's there before you order or it's free!"
5. Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.
4. License plate: "Me=mc^2"
3. Cigarette butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!
2. The more you drive, the younger you get.
1. Chicks dig it.
2006-08-18 15:38:39 · 4 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha lmao cute and me likey ♥
2006-08-18 16:10:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, Why do I think my car would be better at the speed of light?
Because anything is better than nothing and right now my car isn't moving at any speed.
2006-08-18 15:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by Tweek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that joke coming before you even told it.
2006-08-18 16:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That mind of yours is outta this world! LOL.
2006-08-19 05:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋