This is a really serious question.
When she left there was a 'wet spot' on the couch. Like a whole big gigantic wet spot, but it isn't pee... what do I do?
How do I clean this up????
What cleaner works on this... ah... substance???
I can't just turn the cushions over!
2006-08-18 15:32:01 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ok Ok... her pants were off... and she didn't spill anything... i know what it is and you know what it is.... how do i clean it???
2006-08-18 15:44:06 · update #1
I suggest squirting a mixture of cumquat and bleach all over that cushion. After that, just use a sharpie to match the colour of the couch.
2006-08-19 03:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by =( 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Use some soap and water. Some cleaner for cloth couches. Then turn the cushion over so the spot can dry.
2006-08-18 22:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Leave a lit cigarette on the cushion in the center of the wet spot. Look up reupholstering in the yellow pages. Then get the granny plastic covers for your sofa so it doesn't happen again. Either that or load your girl with pine tar and sawdust next time you're making out.
2006-08-19 22:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Take it to the dry cleaners. Point out the problem to the people working there, tell them the whole story in great detail, and ask what can be done.
2006-08-19 01:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by NA 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
turn the cushion over after you clean it... with a cleaner of some sort made for couches.
2006-08-18 22:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by howdy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quick...call Monica Lewinsky!
2006-08-19 19:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, I guess she was excited. Try some soap and water on that couch, maybe a carpet cleaner will work too.
2006-08-18 22:38:06 · answer #7 · answered by Rexy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dispose off the couch, otherwise try drying it outside under the hot sun, change the cover or perhaps wash it if possible. next time 'do' it at the washroom/bathroom that would make your 'after task' easier
2006-08-18 22:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by ng 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
RELAX it will dry...... she reached her climax or she sweats a lot. Which on is it? Just get a hair dryer, a soapy damp towel or fabric cleaner and some febreeze lol....
2006-08-18 22:39:58 · answer #9 · answered by ccsweet822000 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tiny bit of soap and water with a towel. Take a dry towel and rub it so it dries quicker.....
Don't flatter yourself...she probably just spilled something.......(kidding)
2006-08-18 22:39:53 · answer #10 · answered by kmarie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋