I love my hubby "Argus" and Since he left me and my pets Doe Doe ( The Cat ) and stinky ( The Possum ) Have been depressed anb lonely. Stinky is tired of getting caught in the bear traps I set up for him for fun. He has already lost half a paw and half of his tail. He loves it though. Doe Doe Is really sick now that ive been shaving her everyday. But I feed her grass in her bowl so she will feel better. Shes on a strict diet of grass and rain water.
Argus says He wants a slave. I should cook, obey all his orders no matter what, massage his feet when he gets hom from mining all day, iron his cloth, and give him oral and regular sex anytime, anywhere and never question it. Should I do this? He even said " If I ask you to bark like a dog and pee on your panites you WILL do it"
Im so confused. I dont know what to do. I love him so much and I am nothing without him and all my pets miss him. Stinky is so sad
2006-08-18 15:29:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I think you already made up your mind, you love argus, and he loves you so why not.
Here are some tips to make it easier to obey him.
Buy food that you only have to microwave (you can rent microwaves cheap) then you just nuke everything, its no problem for cooking.
Ironing his stuff is normal, but here is another trick, just lay it flat out under the mattress and then sleep on top, overnight they will iron themselves.
The sex thing, well you love him, and he loves you so whats the big deal? The peeing thing is jsut pure dominance, you should tell him that if you have to pee, then he must poop when you say. If he objects then just pee your pants to show him your serious.
THe animals, yea i know they are depressed, but you should help them be stronger. I would put Doe Doe and Stinky in a cage together with no food. Who ever makes it the longest obviously has the strongest will to survive.
Your a tough broad so you need tough animals too. The trailor park cats can be much meaner then rich neighborhood cats. So you need Doe Doe and Stinky tough, try mixing some gun powder into their chow, that will make them better protectors for you.
2006-08-19 06:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I would say if you even have to ask that question you need to go see a shrink or something to get your own person back. Nobody has the right to make you do things you don't want to do. Make him stay gone and give him the pets if they miss him so much and get you your own pets.
Oh, and by the way, slavery is no longer legal.
2006-08-18 15:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by 51ain'tbad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love is one thing but to be a slave to his every whim??? That is not love on his part .You are an equal not to be mistreated or abused I think if you go along with him this will hurt your self esteem in the long run ....He would and could control you completely ...on the other hand if you want to be a human slave it is your life and your decision I just think you would either be very happy or totally miserable.
2006-08-18 15:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your made-up escapades that you represent as your life are not to be believed - and now you are incorporating animal abuse!
Yesterday you said the terms and conditions of Argus' return were a threesome with Wilma and rolling with the hogs - now slavery?
Get off Yahoo and get a life! The one your portray in "question" after "question" on Yahoo is totally nasty, repulsive and offensive!
2006-08-18 18:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how many women are in abusive realation ships evey year?? Look into that. Because personally I think that you dont need a man you need to seek PROFESSIONAL help.
Oh and PS bear traps for any animals are not "fun"
2006-08-18 15:43:02 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By all means, take him back! Meet him at the door wrapped in a towel, or maybe a wash cloth. Do whatever it takes to stop the pain you and your pets are feeling!
2006-08-18 15:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by eyeque195 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey gorgeous,
Reading your questions, laughing so hard I busted a roid!
Lets hook-up, I'll bring the cooking oil, can of raid and tire iron.
You just bring your paper bag!
2006-08-18 21:00:06 · answer #7 · answered by Hathor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you look like your picture I would take anything I could get!!!! Seriously you don't need to be treated that way and I think your stiry sounds like it's full of ****
2006-08-18 15:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by yummymummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a control freak, and you like to be controlled. Sounds like a match made in heaven.
2006-08-18 17:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need help, mentally, not a man in your life, if you do go back to him you deserve each other, it sounds like he is as wacked as you.
2006-08-18 15:35:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anna Z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋