A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.
Folks in Alabama now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted."
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.
You know you are in Georgia when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink," and he says, "go ahead ... you paid for the room".
You can tell if a Mississippi redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
The Arkansas governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by
fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.
The law in North Carolina was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple is still brother and sister.
A Texas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on
the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what?"
2006-08-18 14:50:12 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it, pretty good thing huh!
2006-08-24 16:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by Rolando Jr. E 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
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2006-08-19 05:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.. heres a couple more. if you have more dogs under the pourch as you have kids on the pourch you might be a redneck.If your sister tells you that your crushing her cigaretts after your done making love you might be a red neck.If you have a matched set of bowls that say cool whip on them you might be a redneck.
2006-08-24 04:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by pnktzr50 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love redneck jokes!!! these are great! here's a few more...
You might be a redneck if you consider your family reunion a great opportuniy to meet your next spouse.
You might be a redneck if you missed middle school because of your honeymoon.
2006-08-18 15:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by Terri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two rednecks are playing golf behind two flamingly effeminate golfers who are just flitting about after every shot, every putt, everything.
The rednecks are getting so mad watching the unmacho behavior of the two at the "gentleman's game, " so they decide they're going to hit into them to get off.
The rednecks' shots are getting dangerously close to the two gays, and finally, a shot from one of the rednecks hits one of the gays on the head and it knocks him out cold.
The other gay is in an angry panic, shaking his friend to get up, "Felipe! Felipe! Get up! Get up!"
He shouts at the rednecks, "You bad men! We are going to sue you!"
One of the rednecks yelled back, "You ain't gonna sue us! I'd just as soon suck your winney!"
The gay heard that and started shaking his friend, "Felipe! Felipe! Get up! Hurry! They want to settle out of court!"
2006-08-18 16:21:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lolx! Nice!
2006-08-24 05:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.Thank God for rednecks. They are the funniest topic for jokes because they are all for real.
2006-08-24 00:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was great especially the last one, just love it!
2006-08-18 16:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked them all, I like the last one the most. LOL
2006-08-18 14:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by Mimiat41 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-23 12:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋