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There's this girl that I work with, and she likes me. She has one of the best bodies I have ever seen on a chic, but her face is jacked up looking. Should I just tell her that I like her and that she's beautiful so I can get her in the sack?

2006-08-18 14:28:48 · 12 answers · asked by Mr.No-It-All 2 in Health Other - Health

12 answers

You are trash. Your face may not look like your picture, but your heart is as ugly as your face. You disgust me. You pig. Who knows what will happen to you tomorrow. Do you want someone to judge your looks or see what's inside.

You idiot!!! I hope your dick falls off.

2006-08-18 14:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by browneyes 1 · 0 0

Ahh dude... please define "jacked up face".
Honest, I'm considering the source here.
I love your photo, based on originality..
1st question: No. All women are beautiful.
You need to look beyond the body=face equation.
If all you want to do is "get her in the sack" as you say...
You have a much larger problem than you think.
Take a long, long hard look in the mirror...
(Not to close... the spray of glass might get in your eyes...)

Ask yourself, "does she REALLY like me?"
Or, "Am I kidding myself?"
Good luck, dude.

2006-08-18 18:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Dave 3 · 0 0

She's telescopic. Looks great from a distance then you get up close and the face ruins it. Just hit it from behind you'll be alright.

2006-08-18 14:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No you shouldn't use her but the phrase I think your looking for is "a million dollar body and a food-stamp face". I heard that somewhere.

2006-08-18 14:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by Doogle 2 · 0 0

No, it's called a butter face; everything but her face is hot. Don't lie, and don't use her. Maybe she thinks your face is ugly, or that your face is cute but your body is FUG!!!!! She probably has more depth than a bottlecapp, unlike you.

2006-08-18 14:37:31 · answer #5 · answered by Maria Conchita 2 · 0 0

Too many and no u shouldnt use her in that way she may be a fatal attraction.

2006-08-18 14:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by ice solid 4 · 0 0

just have her wear a papaer bag over her head

2006-08-18 14:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by beardedoctopus 4 · 0 0

No, but I know a guy like that!!! Avitar

2006-08-18 14:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by ouisy_01 3 · 0 0

Omg, this picture you have makes me nauseous everytime I see it!!!

2006-08-18 15:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by Carrie! 4 · 0 0

You could kick her dog and she would still sleep with you.

2006-08-18 14:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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