2006-08-18 14:04:57 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey , Cobb, good to see you. I am sorry. I didn't know it was your toupee; the housekeepers used it to dust.
2006-08-18 14:16:26 · update #1
Obviously, he knows how to keep HIS MOUTH SHUT. No one has heard from him in years except in insane asylims.
2006-08-18 14:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Apostate Rebel 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cobb
Level 2
Jesus is bodaciously wonderful to me. Where's that can opener?I am 104, and fought many wars with ,Jesus help. Prune juice, ty.
Oh Jesus created viagra, ty.
Where's my dagnabbed toupee?
2006-08-18 14:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus let me see some of the silly answers on yahoo today. I sappreciate the laugh.
2006-08-18 14:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by Ms Syrup 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's see.. what did Jesus do for me lately...?
Hmm..
He created a giraffe sculpture out of a tall bush in the front yard.. then..
He leveled my bushes so that they are all nice and straight.
He watered the lawn.
And he cleaned the sidewalk of unsightly weeds.
Thumbs up to Jesus!
2006-08-18 14:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by umwut? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus helped me to reconnect with my African heritage. I have gained new respect for the Hoo Doo teachings of my Grandpa Justify.
2006-08-18 14:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus ? You asked what Jesus did for me? Thats kind of like asking did Tooth Fairy pay my freaking dentist bill.
2006-08-18 14:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I credit my win at my latest beauty pageant as the work of Jesus.
2006-08-18 14:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He saved me from my sins, and the punishment that I richly deserved. And if that is all that He ever did for me, that would be enough.
Nevertheless, He has granted me so much favor, and blessed me in ways too numerous to count.
2006-08-18 14:15:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
life
air to breath
nature to ponder upon
gave his life on the cross for me and all the world sin's
my health
my family
my friends
my wisdom
helped me get out from depression
helped me quit smoking cigarettes
helped me find a TRUE purpose and meaning of my life
helped me deal with negativity out there that surrounds us daily
helped me leave negative relationships I once had
basically without him I am nothing
2006-08-18 14:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by I-C-U 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
My congregation gave me a new Hummer and a paid vacation to Cancun. Jesus has been very,very good to me:)
2006-08-18 14:06:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋