Hey just for a joke, why don’t we keep our religious brothers and sisters happy, and pretend for a moment that the good God is alive and well, and that the Bible is all true. I know, big joke, but let’s just pretend for the moment.
Now God got really annoyed with his first lot of human beings he created and murdered them all (Genesis 6:11-17 and 7:11-24) by flooding the Earth, but did the decent thing and spared one family, his buddy Noah and company. Nice one.
Now religious people, God’s on his way back to Earth and is going to murder off once again all the baddies and spare one other family, who on Earth do you think that one family will be?
2006-08-18 13:47:14 · 10 answers · asked by Brenda's World 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-08-18 13:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by max 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you drop the word Murder ?? Boy oh Boy if that isn't the most harshest way of putting it. Soften your Heart. You are contradicting and making fun of the Bible and using your own words to down grade the Holy Bible. It sounds as if you are making fun of us (religious people). Shame on you for saying you are pretending that God is alive and well. HE IS. Too bad you don't realize that. Shame on you for predicting that God is once again going to Murder. I need to turn my back on Satan and that is YOU. You are making fun of us and our beliefs. A true Heathen at that. You want to be called names, well I feel bad to label you, but you are far from religious, but straight out of hell or what we call a child of Satan. It is still not to late for you. Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and thous shalt be SAVED. Take care and may you let God bless you, Always !
2006-08-18 21:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Brady Bunch
2006-08-18 20:57:25 · answer #3 · answered by Tinkerbelle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only Alexis Carrington.
2006-08-18 20:58:24 · answer #4 · answered by LaRue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say either:
George Dubya - he and his fam are the cat's meow.
or
The Osbournes.
I don't think either Dubya or Ozzy has the skill to build an ark. But, hopefully, god won't use a flood to off us this time.
I think he should snow us in.
2006-08-18 20:54:25 · answer #5 · answered by umwut? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only one family?? No. This will be the final disaster, all Christians will be taken up to heaven. All others will perish. And It isn't murder at all, who are you to question God's judgement? does not the potter have right over the clay?
Man fell, Men sin, sin deserves death. Sad, but true.
2006-08-18 20:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why should God come back for that ordinary job
2006-08-18 20:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by unisoul 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um, it's all different now. He isn't coming down to repeat that event.
2006-08-18 20:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-18 20:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loser, go suck your balls
2006-08-18 20:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by Jonathan S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋