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I am being attacked by monkeys. I sh!t you not. I live where there are monkeys-- not usually in my neighborhood, though. I live on the 3rd floor and they're going around the building testing the bars on every window and making grunting noises. One showed me his teeth.

Scared the holy **** out of me.

2006-08-18 13:47:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Oh ****, now they're on the roof, Jumpin' around having a pow wow. No ****.

2006-08-18 13:48:39 · update #1

ok.... I don't hear 'em........

2006-08-18 13:50:37 · update #2

I think they're gone.........

2006-08-18 13:54:25 · update #3

I think I just heard one grunt. The bars in my bathroom are like 6-inches wide and they're no screen.

Incidentally, I thought the screens were for skeeters. This is ****** up.

2006-08-18 13:56:06 · update #4

****, I'm running out of cigarettes and now I'm afraid to go outside.

2006-08-18 13:57:33 · update #5

**** there's like 20 of them, front and back.

2006-08-18 13:58:43 · update #6

I sprayed one with bug spray

2006-08-18 13:59:04 · update #7

I sprayed one with bug spray

2006-08-18 13:59:05 · update #8

I think they've gone. Thanks for your support.

2006-08-18 14:01:44 · update #9

These are real fukking monkeys, alright. If this was a bullshit question I'd have typed it better.

2006-08-18 14:20:17 · update #10

16 answers

Shoot, I thought mice were bad. That sucks dude.

2006-08-18 15:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 1

Theme from The Monkees
By Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart

Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We go wherever we want to,
do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We're the young gneration,
And we've got something to say.

Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

(break)

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We're the young gneration,
And we've got something to say.

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
[repeat and fade]

extra verse:

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees,
You never know where we'll be found.
so you'd better get ready,
We may be comin' to your town.

2006-08-18 22:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard of sleepwalking, but never sleeptyping. Waht a dream huh?

2006-08-18 21:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by Newt 4 · 0 0

Invite them to play dominoes or go out for dinner. Maybe they are civilized like us humans.

2006-08-18 21:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You might want to go outside and check to see if the statue of liberty is still standing...

2006-08-18 20:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by Ana 5 · 0 1

Go outside and join them, you will fit right in.

2006-08-18 20:59:49 · answer #6 · answered by pavick39 2 · 0 0

They are trying to fool you into thinking your safe. get under your bed with a flashlight and a baseball bat. they'll leave you alone if they can't find you.

2006-08-18 20:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by Sus 3 · 0 1

Religion & Spirituality? You're good!

2006-08-18 20:53:37 · answer #8 · answered by Zeta 5 · 1 0

don't know what you are on but you are surely in for a crash when you come down, lol, must be good stuff, have fun

2006-08-18 20:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by snookieoo3 5 · 0 0

Where the hell you live? In the Amazon? lol

2006-08-18 20:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by SirAsksAlot 3 · 0 0

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