In the spirit of the song Santa Claus is coming to town...
Ooh,
You better not think
You better not sin
You better not stink
You better not think you're going to win,
Cause God will be judging you.
He sees you when your sinning he knows when you are gay
He knows which church you go to and how much that you pay
So,
You better not think
You better not sin
You better not stink
You better not think you're going to win,
Cause God will be judging you.
He knows if you've been married and knows when you had a divorce
He makes sure that you will have the ultimate remorse
So,
You better not think
You better not sin
You better not stink
You better not think you're going to win
Cause God will be judging you.
He created the universe just a few thousand years ago
And if you can prove different you're going down below.
So,
You better not think
You better not sin
You better not stink
You better not think you're going to win
Cause God wil bel judging you.
2006-08-18 13:11:52 · 10 answers · asked by EasterBunny 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is hilarious. I'm going to teach it to all my friends !
Imagine that as a Christmas carol!!!!
2006-08-18 13:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
less than no circumstances ! i don't have self assurance there's a 2000 web page e book of history of the international inclusive in the tale of Santa. even inspite of the undeniable fact that i recognize that there grow to be once a guy in Germany why did precisely what the tale claims; except for the flying area with reindeers. is this what disappoints you so badly? Or are you merely making excuses like each individual else to condone and proceed your sinful options?
2016-11-26 00:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus (actually a bastardization of the real Nicholas, bishop of Myra, ca. 4th century A.D.) was developed to be a substitute "god" mainly for non-Christians to keep their kids in line during the holidays. It worked so well, they brought in the Easter Bunny too.
So, your premise of them being "a lot alike" is true. But their genesis is completely different.
God doesn't want bad people to be good. He wants "dead" people to live. And that is His free gift to all who call on His Son's name.
2006-08-18 13:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you could use this wasted energy to hate God to go around singing Christmas carols in a few months mr easter bunny
2006-08-18 13:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh ok
You better not sin
you better not try
if you do then god will make you cry
god is coming to town
he see what you are doing
he knows what you think
he knows if youve been bad or good
so be good for goodness sakes
oh you better watch out
you better not sin
you better not try cause you wont win
god is coming to town
2006-08-18 13:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by blah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok, that's stupid. There are a LOT of songs for God, the ones sang in church are called Hymns, and there are even Christen music radio stations, and haven't you seen those gospel shows on TV with all the singing?
2006-08-18 13:18:56 · answer #6 · answered by creeklops 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sing A Song, by Third Day, would be nice.
2006-08-18 13:17:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Take the word santa....now,take the "t" and put it in front of the"a"
now put the "n" on the end. and there is your answer......
2006-08-18 13:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by OldGeezer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in God......but I think it's wrong to make fun of what another person believes. This is rude and I don't think it's funny.
2006-08-18 13:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Appropriate! :claps:
2006-08-18 13:17:09 · answer #10 · answered by Isis-sama 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋