To impress a woman:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her.
Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with
her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again
for her.
To impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
2006-08-18 13:06:41 · 43 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Truer words were never written!
2006-08-23 16:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by dollarsmillie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Know What??? I tried it the opposite way...I turned up naked, brought chicken wings and did not block the TV (I turned it off). We were in bed as fast as we could fly with the chicken's wings.
2006-08-24 10:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
impressing a man is not that easy but those things do help somethimes. impress a man is easier than a woman but not as easy as bringing chicken wings.
2006-08-18 13:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by JOHNATHAN A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all i can say to this is that it isnt a question its a statement(which makes you look highly stupid because its located in the question section).Its very stereotypical all men arent that way. You also could've been a bit more original.(that statement is on t-shirts all over the place)
2006-08-18 13:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah right. with my boyfriend you have to: be intellegent. be naturally pretty. have common sense. have a sense of humor. be able to hang out all the time. be able to give it up and takes breaks from it while still sleeping together. do things for him. make sure he has plenty of fluids to drink. and sooooooo much more!!! My man is NOT that easy ladies.
2006-08-18 13:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all broads are like that and if you've ever had a relationship you know guys require just as much attention and affection as women.
2006-08-18 13:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the beer. Chicken wings and beer.
2006-08-18 13:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call them over to your house have a bottle a champaine smooth talk them untill you start kissing and then that will lead you to having sex.
2006-08-18 13:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
And to the first woman to get this concept I award...
My email address!
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-08-18 13:10:29 · answer #9 · answered by CL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so true nice one gurl oh yea but u forgot they want u to bring beer too lol
2006-08-18 13:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋