2006-08-18 10:12:42 · 29 answers · asked by Ella 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
wanna go halves in a baby?
2006-08-18 11:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by wollemi_pine_writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago - blind date - at the show. I already knew it was not going anywhere, the guy was a creep. So I was kind of chewing on a straw from my soda (anything to keep from talking to him) He grabbed the straw out of my hand,and I said, "Hey, give me back my straw."
He looked at me with this really creepy lounge lizard look, and corrected me, whispering, "Our straw."
Eewwww, I could not wait to go home!
2006-08-18 10:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember my name you'll be screaming it later. It was used on a very good friend of mine. I'm pleased to say it didn't work on her. The guy was a loser.
2006-08-18 10:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by cotts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stare, stare- more staring (creepy)....then big smile and doggy eyes saying: "You look so interesting! Are you from here? How come I never met you before? Can I have your phone number?"
2006-08-18 11:11:03 · answer #4 · answered by justmemimi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the unemployment office, I heard the following:
Come here often?
2006-08-18 10:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
in case you have been a bogger i might p.c.. you first your eyes are as blue via fact the rest room water at abode are you able to work out me (yea) how bout next tuesday super POLAR submit to (what) its an ice breaker, my call is _____
2016-09-29 10:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"did u hear the sound of the monster??" then he moved his chair making a sound!! aaaah i dont know whats that have to do with flirting! man was he lame i just ignored and walked pass him LoL
2006-08-18 10:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy once asked me if I liked his magic watch ( of corse I fell for this sh**) and I said "why's it magic" and he said "it told me you're not wearing panties" and i was like "but I am" and he said "oh, sorry it's an hour fast."
2006-08-18 10:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This icky guy said to me, "Your feet must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day." When I proceeded to run FROM his mind he called me a *****. True story!
2006-08-18 10:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥♥ Pink ♥♥♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I had a dream about you last night .... and the things you did were DISGUSTING!"
And guess what, that line worked for the guy! Go figure!
2006-08-18 10:23:59 · answer #10 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋