im drinkking tonight but dont know what kkind of alchoholic beverage i want to sip on. keep in mind i need to get drunk fast!!!! ill probably be drinking beer...what techniques or ways can i drink it fast...example...shotguning....any others?
2006-08-18 08:58:50 · 18 answers · asked by i love milfs 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Take it in shots
2006-08-18 14:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by Wendy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shots. However, shots can also get you there too quick, and before you know it, you've hit a brick wall and you're hugging the nasty porcelain God in the nasty club's ladies room while your friend holds back your hair (hopefully, if she's any friend at all). Martinis are another elegant, "sippy" type drink. Don't get too fru fru on those, though, or they lose some of their potency. Ask the bartender for some martini recommendations. Otherwise, shotgunning beer is about the best way, but then you wouldn't be "sipping", now would you?? HAVE FUN!!
P.S. I read another answer that mentioned Long Island Ice teas, and I give a HELL to the YEAH on that one!! Drink with caution!!
2006-08-18 16:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by julesl68 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is beer, then best choice would be: beer bong.
Buy a large funnel - the base should have a diameter of about 1" i.e. 2.5cm. If it is more narrow, cut the bottom of the funnel until it is wider. Buy a plastic (ideally clear) tube 2 feet long (60 cm) about the same diameter and attach it to the bottom of the funnel. Start with a single beer in the bong, thumb on the end of the tube, and fill it. There must be NO FOAM. Put the tube in your mouth, biting the end until you are ready to go. Hold the funnel high, and if you are relaxed you should be able to get the entire beer in in one open swallow. Might help to have had one beer first for relaxation purposes. Once you perfect this, you can do multiple beers.
2006-08-22 00:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by Tastevin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you truly "need" to get drunk fast, you need to stop drinking. You sound like you are well on your way, although unintentionally, to becoming an alcoholic.
Do you see yourself in a few years settling down, maybe becoming a parent? Start being a good parent right now by using judgement--not being the chump of the alcohol industry who wants you to identify yourself as a party person.
If you can't imagine going out without drinking, "there's your sign."
2006-08-18 16:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by Love2Sew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u are only drinking beer then just down them as fast as possible. your best luck is some real drink like Bacardi 151 or tequila. why get drunk so quick? are you trying to overcompensate for something?
2006-08-18 16:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iced cold Heineken
2006-08-18 16:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Jet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if you want to get drunk fast, then drink straight shots of whisky, or any other spirits. then beer. remember hard alcohol before beer, if you drink the other way around you'll be sick.
2006-08-18 16:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by superboredom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mix any booze with Gatorade. The glucose is absorbed faster than alcohol, and will carry the alcohol into the bloodstream faster than just the alcohol alone! But it tastes like sh**it!!
2006-08-18 16:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go with Bulmer's, I drink it because it's a cider and it doesnt taste that bad. It's kinda like apple juice, so its easy to drink down fast.
Anyways, enjoy tonight :-)
2006-08-18 16:02:56 · answer #9 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sip on some wine and slam a few beers within half an hour.. you'll be fine.
2006-08-18 16:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by - L - 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear you have to get drunk fast. Is your date ugly? Stay at home and sober.
2006-08-18 16:05:52 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋