I like to run around in a white robe and sandals, drown innocent humans and animals, blow up stars, smite infidels, inflict My wrath upon non-believers, throw rocks at dinosaurs, chuck lighting bolts, turn women into pillars of salt and impregnate Virgins.
...But that's just me.
2006-08-18 08:29:06 · 8 answers · asked by Kenny ♣ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
thanks to bc_munkee for the dinosaur bit
2006-08-18 12:53:01 · update #1
LMAO !!! I'd have to say that is one of the funniest questions you've asked but it also makes such a good point about God. I LOVE it.
btw, can I buy some weed from you ?
hehe, kidding.
What was the most fun part about "playing God"? Since you're a man, you'll probably say impregnate Virgins, huh ? That's God's favorite part too. lol.
2006-08-18 09:14:35 · answer #1 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know it takes 12 hours for the LSD to wear off so that you can function again. I recommend that you stay indoors for the remainder of your 12 hours.
2006-08-18 15:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by ms.melancholy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isn't playing God when you're a doctor or scientist or something else that involves making or saving life, and then you go insane?
2006-08-18 15:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by Scoutdroid_001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ehm I send my son to earth and watch how the humans kill each other and then I laugh (not that much irony...I actually think that would make god more likeable)
2006-08-18 15:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by Obilee 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't and dont even try to mess with power of the "THE NUMBER ONE GUY"...
that was what my 74 year old father refered to him when he was on his death bed when we walked on him having a conversation.... he saw THE NUMBER ONE GUY at the edge of his hospital bed and he was so upset with me and my husband because ..WE COULDN"T SEE THE NUMBER ONE GUY..you know the "MAIN DUDE" because he said ..that he saw him with a woman...My dad was telling us I know her... I know her ...he would turn to us..and say ...LOOK YOU KNOW HER ..he would grab his head with anguish because he couldnt remember her ..it was my mother...but he couldnt remember her name..and she was with the "THE NUMBER ONE GUY."..
2006-08-18 15:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by ck1_content 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like to be on top when I "play God".
2006-08-18 15:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't.
2006-08-18 15:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
do you smoke?
2006-08-18 15:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by Grandma Susie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋