2006-08-18 08:16:58 · 51 answers · asked by puppet 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
go out to your nearest feild/woods, pick some ergot , thats the black clumps/spots that are on wheat and other such plants . chop it up put it in a capsule , and swallow , youll have ergot poisoning , a terminal illness , .. of course youll either trip your balls off if you ingest 1 kind , if its another , your limbs turn black and have to b choped off.. Still terminal tho , dont try it at home , just a correct answer
2006-08-18 08:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by azizzexmadmathwizz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You jerk!!!! My sister died from a terminal disease, my father died from a terminal disease. And you are ASKING for a terminal disease. Forget terminal disease, I think you have a psychological disease. Why don't you call my 7 year old niece and my 11 year old nephew and tell them you want a terminal disease like the one that left them without a mother you freak. Sorry everyone else, just a little sensitive about this subject, I am at a high risk too.
2006-08-18 08:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by Michele D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 Take every illegal drug there is going, in various means of in-put.
2 Sleep around, make sure U don't 4get 2 bed UR own sex 2, avoiding all protection/precautions.
3 Drink lots & lots of alcohol.
Try 2 drink the entire Worlds' supply in 1 day.
4 Eat plenty of Fish passed the daily recommendations, meat from dodgy sources, bad eggs & cassava root.
5 Roll around naked in any of Stockholms Public Parks.
Think I've covered everything, think.
Why would U want a terminal illness?
U can have mine, I'd give it away if I could.
2006-08-18 08:30:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shoot ....there is so much stuff going on out there.....you probably wouldn't have to try very hard. Do you want a terminal illness?
2006-08-18 08:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by Twynnone 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the black & red terminals under the hood of ur car/ truck, put a hand to each of them & then u get ur terminal illness
2006-08-18 08:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
According to the news media lately all you have to do is book yourself in hospital, your sure to catch something terminal there :O)
2006-08-18 08:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by Wayne 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
like what,cancer or leukimia? you just get sick and after alot of tests ,biopsys ect, you find out you may be dying , some illnesses are passed down through families ,some are enviromental or comes from where you live, you need to research what you are looking for.
2006-08-18 08:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by lilquiltsprogram 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have one already, it's called life. If you are living, then it's terminal, you will die.
2006-08-18 08:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Start smoking like 2 packs a day
2006-08-18 08:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have a lot of unprotected sex and use dirty needles. You don't need anything in them just keep sticking yourself.
If that doesn't work it isn't your time yet, but try every 6 months.
This is not to be taken seriously as it will kill you.
2006-08-18 08:23:31 · answer #10 · answered by jewingengleman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋