I dont like racist jokes.
2006-08-18 07:40:27 · 13 answers · asked by ♥JAMIE♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
three girls , a blonde ,a brunette and a red haired were heading to their car in a parking lot , when suddenly a man comes out holding a gun and says "Dont move!" . the man drew a circle on the floor and he said to the girls "u go into the circle and if u take one step out of it ill shoot u!!!! " so the girls get in , the man tries to open the car when he heard a sound so he looked back and saw that the brunette girl had escaped so he said "where's she" and they go "she's gone" and he goes "DONT MOVE!" he gets back to the car and he hears a voice , he looks back and sees that the red-haired girl escaped. he said(to the blonde) "Dont move" he goes back to the car and suddenly the blonde starts laughing , he yells and says "why r u laughin ???" she said "nothin" he looks back and she laughs again, he goes "WHY R U LAUGHIN?!!" she goes "nothin " he looks back and she laughs again , he goes "WHY R U LAUGHIN" she says "when u werent lookin i stepped out of the circle and came back 3 times" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-18 09:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by abu_el_zooz2009 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They had to isolate one of the bears at the San Diego Zoo just recently. One minute he was docile and playful with the other bears. The next minute she would be growling and attack them without warning ...
Turns out she was Bi Polar.
2006-08-18 15:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
"I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1. 5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said,
"No, just up to my ****, I can splash it in my eyes."
2006-08-18 15:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by mila g 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two flies land on a piece of s h i t. One of them lifts his leg and farts obnoxiosly. The other one looks up from his lunch and says "Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here!"
2006-08-18 14:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by trebobnagrom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar,the bartender says hey,Why the long face!
2006-08-18 14:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
2006-08-18 14:46:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A bit over the line but, here goes...
Why did God make our "crack" vertical rather than horizontal?
So when we go down the slide, our rear doesn't go ***sound of buzzing lips***.
2006-08-18 14:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mister Bob the Tomato 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two snakes are slithering around one day. One snake suddenly stops and turns to the other.
"Are we poisonous?" he asks.
"I don't know. Why?" replies the other.
The first snake says, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
2006-08-18 14:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by casey_leftwich 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, three guys walk into a bar.......you think the third guy would have seen it.
2006-08-18 15:17:38 · answer #9 · answered by Jamie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once there was a boy who wanted a bike he asked his dad "dad can i have a bike?" then the dad said" let me get straighted otu first" me 1month pass he ask his dad again dad can i have a bbike his dad said let me get straighted out first" 5 monthes pass he asked again can i have a bike? his dad said let me get straighted out first" then 1 day he got hit by a car he dieed and the littee boy look at his dad in the coffin he saw his dad then he said yay! dad got straighted out now i can have a bike
2006-08-18 14:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by richard d 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋