Bunny says to Greeter "MMMMM you got a nice rack sistah." Greeter hands Church Bulletin to Bunny and says "Why thank u so much. I think the plates fit in it so well too."
2006-08-18 07:26:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha i lovee ur questions , U ROK!!
2006-08-18 08:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, Jesus went fishing one day with Moses, the subject of miracles came up. Jesus egged Moses to perform one. So moses says, I dunno, it's bee 3000 years since I last performed one. But he continues to get up to the bow of the boat. Sure enough, the sea parts for him. He turns to Jesus and says not badm eh? Jesus says well, it's only been 2000 years for me. He proceeds to get up and exits the boat, only to fall into the water and go under. Moses helps him back up and Jesus does it again with the same results. After the third time, Jesus says, I don't understrand it. It worked so well before I got these damned holes in my feet.
2006-08-18 14:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by droolie_da_dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any chance of bumping into Bunny this coming Sunday?
2006-08-18 14:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are we seeing so many bad church jokes!@
2006-08-18 19:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong section.
2006-08-18 14:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by Soung 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ,funny,but you`ll probably upset the holy rollers .
2006-08-18 14:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not that funny
2006-08-18 14:32:00 · answer #7 · answered by 98ta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really you need to stop now
2006-08-18 14:39:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha !! What???
2006-08-18 14:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm lost don't get it sorry
2006-08-18 14:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by fireguy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋