He left an image in my house in his likeness.
Well, not exactly in my house, but in my underpants (technically they were in my house when I made the skidmark)
It looks like god. It even has 2 peanuts for eyes.
Im expecting 100,000 crazy christians over tonight to worship my poopie-stained-underpants but I just washed them and gods image is now mostly faded away.
What would Jesus do in this situation.
2006-08-18 07:17:04 · 8 answers · asked by Fr. Ted Crilley 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Jesus freaks would believe it.
Hell, they still believe in the Shroud of Turin, even after it was proven to be a fake
2006-08-18 07:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sell your underpants to Golden Palace!
2006-08-18 14:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and I see dead people. Get a life and then find a good piece of rope to hang around awhile.
2006-08-18 14:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is terrible to make yourself to look like a father and to put stuff like this on here, what kind of help are you needing psycologically and spiritually speaking?
2006-08-18 17:17:45 · answer #4 · answered by bryton1001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus looks at a person's heart more than anything else. What would he see in your heart?
I have this feeling that he would be pretty sad that a person would treat him in this way.
2006-08-18 14:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by Searcher 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably use some bleach and good scrub brush.....
2006-08-18 14:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by Denise W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must have some artistic poop
2006-08-18 14:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are an idiot
2006-08-18 14:26:43 · answer #8 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋