Read this to the end! A man and a woman was having sex when a bee enters the bedroom and goes inside the woman's vagina. The couple gets scared and goes to the hospital. The doctor tells the man there is only one way to get the bee out. The man replies, do whatever it takes. So the doctor pours some honey on his penis and inserts it in the woman's vagina thinking it'll attract the bee and get it out, while the man is anxiously watching. The doctor gives it a couple of good strokes and the man is now starting to get really anxious. So the doctor tells him don't worry, only a couple more strokes and everything will be fine. Now the doctor starts pounding his dick real hard into her vagina and the man yells, what the hell do you think you are doing? The doctor replies, "change of plan sir, I am gonna drown that sucker instead".
2006-08-18 06:39:17 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute
2006-08-18 06:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by jls91380 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Little Johnny was in his grade 2 class when the teacher asked Johnny, "If there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and i shot one off, how many would be left?" To which Johnny answered, "none, once the gun shot goes off, they would all fly away"
Actually Johnny the correct answer if 4, but i like the way u think!"
Johnny then stands up and says, "K, Mrs., i got one for you...there are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice cream cones. The first one is licking the cone, the second one if sucking the cone and the third one is biting the cone. Which one is married?"
The teacher, all embarrassed, says, " Well johnny i guess the one sucking the cone."
To which Johnny replies, " No, the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way u think!!"
2006-08-25 07:54:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dirty...very very dirty. listen to this joke
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.
"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
"Well," replied the man...
"I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
2006-08-25 00:35:33 · answer #3 · answered by Crazy_Wanderer 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thx 4 the 2 points
2006-08-24 16:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by ctmaryam_83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was good. It is better to "drown" the bee than come out with a full load.
2006-08-24 00:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if that worked? Or did the bee get out on its own? I thougth it was funny bet the doc had fun
2006-08-24 06:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by the queen of queens 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now here's what the bee had to say...
Hey! Doc you Fcuker
Who you calling sucker???
And with that he gave his pecker
A full-blooded sting.
Doc’s pecker was ejected…
As if shot out with a sling!
While the bee had its way
Bring her to her ”O” with its wing!!!
2006-08-24 09:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the doc just want to f*uck the lady regardless of the bee
2006-08-26 00:23:54 · answer #8 · answered by Baby_Apocalypse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it would be funier if a cow went up in the women. and instead of hoey the dr use milk.
2006-08-25 08:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by bjh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL great joke since we couldn't really answer a joke or question give me best answer and 10 pts.
2006-08-25 12:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by yung wun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I heard something like this before. It's pretty good.
2006-08-25 12:25:52 · answer #11 · answered by PimpMeister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋