ok this is the funniest joke EVER:
A guy walks into a park and sees a baby lying on the ground. He says to the baby "why are you lying on the ground" and the baby totally spits up but it's not milk it's HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS!! so the guy takes like a million bucks from the baby and goes to a store and says "I WANT EVERYTHING IN THIS STORE HERE'S THE MONEY!!" lol and the guy in the store says "YOU CAN'T PAY WITH THAT, IT'S GROSS DISGUSTING SPIT-UP AND YOU'RE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LOL so the guy goes back to the baby and says "HEY THOSE DOLLAR BILLS WERE ONLY SPIT-UP" and the baby says "YOU'RE INSANE TALKING TO A BABY THAT DOESn'T EVEN EXIST!!!!!!!" and the guy looks around and there is NO BABY and he's like what the hell and he like totally farts.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-18 06:34:57 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I notice that a few of you get it but most of you don't. I'm 28 years old and an experienced surrealist comedian. Trust me, this kills if you tell it the right way.
2006-08-18 06:42:35 · update #1
you must be high man
2006-08-18 06:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by E-Fox 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1
2006-08-18 09:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by I ♥ Maximum Ride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you think this crap is funny, and you think you are a comedian, you are living in denial (not the River in Egypt). Do us all a favor and go back to your real job, Say... "Do You Want Fries With That ?" Mabey the other guy was right, Lay off the Drugs.
2006-08-18 06:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
not all that funny, on a scale of 1-10 1 being bad and 10 being the best i wud have to give it like a 4
its not funny as a joke but if it were in a scene of a movie then it would be hysterical
2006-08-18 06:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rating: Sub-zero
2006-08-18 06:40:04 · answer #5 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Putting in the "LOL"'s don't really add to it. Also, it's inconsistent: if there's no baby, where'd he get the spit-up that the store person saw.
2006-08-18 06:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by zandyandi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that would actually be a perfect Zero "0." OK. That one was just very bad. Actually that one is a great argument for including a "minus" rating scale, it was soooo bad.
2006-08-18 06:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Compared to other surrealist comedy I would give it a blue
2006-08-19 17:02:21 · answer #8 · answered by calmflow_21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where'd the baby go? I did that once. Was it me you were talking about? I thought I saw you watching when I took the money. I don't know. What is this keyboard? Why am I typing? Eggs.
2006-08-18 06:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
on a scale of 1-10 I rate this minus3
2006-08-18 06:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good being "10" and bad being "1", that joke would get about a minus 40, and believe me i am being kind.
2006-08-18 06:44:20 · answer #11 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋