Eg. Why did Jesus cross the road?
He was nailed to a chicken!!
2006-08-18 06:14:30 · 8 answers · asked by theagitator@sbcglobal.net 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What does the 'H' in Jesus H. Christ stand for?
Haploid.
Sorry, bit of a genetics joke there.
2006-08-18 06:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!"
2006-08-18 06:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by magicrajesh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus walked into an inn. He didn't have any money so he handed the innkeeper three nails and said "Could you put me up for the night?"
2006-08-18 06:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do women like Jesus?
Because he was hung well.
2006-08-18 06:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you know jesus was not born in mexico answer there isnt three wise men and a virgen in mexico
2006-08-18 06:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by dagojoe64 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i dont get the joke
2006-08-18 06:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Janice T 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know all too many, unfortunately.
2006-08-18 06:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
absolutely not, that is blasphemy!
2006-08-18 06:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by helper 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋