While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' good."
The Indian is shocked.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian has a look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"
Horse: "Good."
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."
The Indian stares in utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep is liar."
2006-08-18 06:11:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was GREEEAAAATTTT!!! Thanks now I look like an idiot laughing at my computer at work, hahaha it was worth it!!
2006-08-18 06:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by Melinda Marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too predictable
2006-08-18 13:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by Stina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious. I kind of sensed what was going to happen, but it still put a smile on my face and that's all that matters. Thanks for sharing :-).
2006-08-18 13:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by numb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrific I loved it.
2006-08-18 13:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. I'm laughing.
2006-08-18 14:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..thx!
have a nice weekend too..:)
2006-08-18 13:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i think its funny!
2006-08-18 13:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-08-18 13:18:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,LOL THAT WAS GOOD!
2006-08-18 14:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Lexie girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.. thanks and have a great weekend
2006-08-18 13:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋