2006-08-18 05:59:52 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd love him, but the French wine producers would throw a fit. They're already struggling with a huge surplus.
2006-08-18 08:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm cool with big J, but it would be a bonus if He turned a little water into a Dr. Pepper Slushie! Oh man oh man, that would be a miracle that would get me testifying. MMMmmm Holy Dr. Pepper Slushie, from a miracle no less! Hey, that could really boost attendance at churches everywhere! Still I suppose the Son of God shouldn't waste His powers on cheap parlour tricks; I mean there all these ill and challenged folk He could miraclize as such. Jesus doesn't have to prove a thing to me though, I love the Cat regardless; He'd be welcome in my crew anyday.
2006-08-18 13:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny one ...
They will still love the wine and not Jesus ...
They will say that Water turned Wine out of Chance or a BIGGER Bang that made water H20 molecules into Alcohol OH molecules :)) ..
Never the less, they will drink the wine and blame Jesus for Cancer due to wine ..
2006-08-18 13:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by Parsu 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
As a born again atheist, I can tell you definitively that I never said I didn't like Jesus. I just think he had one glass of wine too many.
Sure he had a following: the blind, deaf, and dumb. Hardly credible people.
2006-08-18 13:06:31 · answer #4 · answered by Tones 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would love Jesus if he came down here and helped some of the poor starving people around the world, put an end to the suffering of the masses, end the current wars and spread a message of peace, and heal us all.
Now that would be funny, huh?
2006-08-18 13:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not much of a wine drinker so that wouldn't impress me much.
Now, if he could turn Republicans into human beings, then I might be impressed enough to become a believer.
2006-08-18 13:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by Gitchy gitchy ya ya da da 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If this were to happen wouldnt it be too late for the atheist?
As it is my understanding Atheist do not believe in a higher being. They have no belief whatsoever. So in this case the question above is not applicable.
2006-08-18 13:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by KAREN M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That depends on the wine.
If it's Two Buck Chuck, no way.
2006-08-18 13:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by got_da_scoop 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It would depend on the wine. A good cab would make me consider it, though.
2006-08-18 13:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I'd ask him to pull a rabbit out of a hat for his next trick.
(Kiari, you're confusing atheists with agnostics. Atheists simply don't believe. Agnostics are holding out for evidence.)
2006-08-18 13:05:38 · answer #10 · answered by Hello Che 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋