how can i lose 75 in one month?

Answer 1

You could start by cutting your head off for being a retard.

Answer 2

Yeh I think you're looking for ideas on 75 WHAT? Everybody is assuming pounds, except for a few. I think you should lose 75 cubic pints of anal gasses (AKA farts). If the average person expels about a 1/2 liter of gas per day, and 75 pints equals roughly 35 and a 1/2 liters, you'll need to more than double up on the average amount of gas expelled to reach the goal of 75 pints.

The best way to do that is to eat foods which invariably create more gasses. What foods to eat would depend on how your body reacts with those foods. There are experiments you could try using the website listed below.

Good luck attaining the goal of losing 75 pints of anal gasses. Soon you'll be known as FartWaffle. :-)

Answer 3

The only way to lose that much in one month from what i can understand is gastric bypass surgery (only if you're morbidly obese) or by liposuction (which would usually remove a lot of fat, but perhaps not as much as 75 pounds).

If you are looking for a natural, healthy way, there probably isn't any way to lose that much weight in that much time. Depending on your current weight, you can lose some fat off of dieting and exercising. Say you were around 300lbs, then by dieting well and exercising in moderation, you can lose around 25 pounds in one month. However, if you chose to seek professional dieting and exercising help (i.e. professional trainer, nutritionist), they can usually help you chose the best workouts for you and best diets for you, and can maximize your results and increase results significantly. They're a few pennies out the pocket for sure, but when it comes to your health you should not and cannot take risks.

Of course, this is all dependent on your current weight. If you are obese or morbidly obese, you should do research on different procedures to remove the fat. This removal, however, is not the shortcut out. You still must control your eating habits afterwards.

If you only seek natural ways to lose weight so vast a number as 75, then I'm afraid there isn't much of a road that can provide that drastic of a result.

I hope i answered your question correctly
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Answer 4

The question is...how can you make everyone else around you gain 75 pounds in one month? By doing that, you could essentially make yourself look better in comparison to everyone else. Easiest way is to serve your coworkers and/or friends with lots of fattening food that they can't resist like cookies or doughnuts. Next thing you know, when you go out in public everyone will view you as the hottest one when standing next to one of the fatties. Good luck!

Answer 5

Cut off an appendage or two.

75 pounds in a month is not healthy.

Answer 6

Are you just bored and wasting our time? In case you are serious how about 75 pounds in 5 months? Diets do not work. 99% of people gain the weight back. Here is how it works. No one teaches the animal what to eat and what not to eat. He knows instinctively what to eat. Humans also have the same instinct. The way it works is just eat whatever tastes good and that will be healthy for you and non-fattening. That is why a baby tastes everything. So again whatever tastes good, is good for you. This is why you will spit out spoiled milk.

But wait!!! Man has the technology to create rat poison. It tastes like healthy food (good taste) but kills the rat. So man has done that to you. Note- any food unaltered by man (uncooked) that tastes good, is good for you. So if you are stranded in the woods, that is how you know what to eat (cooking changes that). So man has created fake fruit. It tastes like fruit that exists in nature but it is terrrible for health, addictive and fattening called sweets.

So it is natural to like real sweets called fruit, like a baby does, but they have fooled you just like the rat. But they do not want to kill you. They want you to become obese so you will buy lots of their foods. This is called GOOD BUSINESS. Remember the above (not on site) and see site below to re-learn how to eat so you can be thin and fit for life.

http://phifoundation.org

Answer 7

75 what? Dollars, cents...? Easy walk around with a hole in your pocket. By the way, if you're rich and want to lose say 75 thousand dollars please let me know where you'll take your walk. I'd love to walk behind you.

Answer 8

Can you tell me how did you gather up 75 Pounds or Kilograms in One Month that you intend to loose it in as many Days ?
I would love to gain some weight ;-) I am 6.1" and weigh 65 KG !
Get Wise Lady ! Not otherwise, please !
Take Care and God Bless !

Answer 9

You can't, not without serious risks to your health. Now, there is liposuction. But most reputable surgeons are very hesitant to do that.

Answer 10

75 what, moron? Intelligence points?