wat is a good joke about anything.im BORED!!?

Answer 1

not a joke just a funny poem:


One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.

Answer 2

There was once a famous Caribbean pirate who was making quite a name for himself. His crew, and himself, were getting quite rich on his expolits. Even the British Navy was in awe of his prowess on the high seas.

He had a bit of a quirk. When a ship was sighted and the call from the crows nest told of the ship appearing he would stand on the bridge deck and yell "Bosun fetch my red shirt" and then they would go into battle.

No one ever had the guts to ask the Captian why he always asked for his red shirt.

This one particular day the first mate got up the nerve and asked the Captain. "My captain please the men and I really want to know why you always call for your red shirt when we go into battle. "

"Well my first mate it is like this. If I am hurt in the battle, the enemy will never see my blood. So it keeps you and the rest of the crew at a high morale and we always win." Accepting that as fact the first mate when on about his business relieved that he knew the reason.

One day the call came from the crows nest. "Captain a 8 points to startboard. Ship Ahoy!"

The Captian yelled "Bosun Fetch me my red shirt and clear the decks for action."

A few Second later another call from the crows nest came "Captain 3 more sails. It is the British Navy and they are closing fast".

The captain yelled again "Bosun Fetch me my red shirt and my brown pants and lets run like hell."

Answer 3

There were these two red necks sittin on the porch, drinking beers as the sun was setting. Yup, just sitting, jibber jabberin, scratching their gut, and adjusting their trucker hats. As they are sitting son the porch, one of the guy's dog walks over, sits on the porch, and starts too lick his balls. The two guys look over at the dog. The owner of the dog says "Man, I wish I could do that." The other guy just looks at him and says..."Go ahead, he's your dog."

Answer 4

Rednecks Visit a Whorehouse
There was 3 rednecks in New York City. One day while sight seeing they ran upon a whorehouse. Excited, they entered the whorehouse like kids entering a toy store.
The first redneck had $5.00, the second redneck had $10.00, and the third redneck had $15.00.

The first redneck approached the lady behind the desk and said " I got $5.00!

What do I get for $5.00?"

The lady spoke over the intercom and said "Ginger-- take this getleman upstairs and give him $5.00 worth!"

The first redneck came back downstairs grinning from ear to ear.

The oter two rednecks said "Man, what did you get for $5.00?"

The first redneck explained that she took it out of his pants she put whipped cream all over it, then licked it all off.

This exited the 2nd redneck and he quickly approached the lady at the desk. He said "Okay, I have $10.00!What do I get for $10.00?"

The lady spoke over the intercom and said" Tasha, take this gentleman upstairs and give him $10.00 worth!"

The 2nd redneck came downstairs, grinning from ear to ear, as if he was on Cloud Nine.

The other two rednecks met him and asked" Man, what did you get for $10.00?"

The 2nd redneck explained she took it out of his pants, put whipped cream on it, nuts and chocolate topping and she licked it all off.

This excited the 3rd redneck, so he nervously approached the lady at the desk and said, "I have $15.00. What can I get for $15.00?"

The lady turned on the intercom again and said" Melissa, take this gentleman upstairs and give him $15.00 worth!"

The 3rd redneck came downstairs with a huge frown on his face, and on the brink of tears.

Curious, the other 2 rednecks asked, "Man, why are you so sad. What could've went wrong? You had $15.00?"

The 3rd redneck said, "Boys, she took it out of my pants, put whipped cream all over it. Then she put strawberries, pinapple topping, chocolate syrup,nuts and a big cherry on top! It looked so good I ate it myself."

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Answer 5

Did you hear about the gay wizard?
He disappeared with a poof!