How do explain this to the doctor? "Hey doc, my balls just caught fire" Help me.
2006-08-18 05:34:43 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Tell him you were hankerin' for some toasted nuts.
He'll understand.
2006-08-18 05:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by iggwad ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT?! Why would you dangle you balls over a toaster?! Whats wrong with you?!
Tell your doctor that while preparing breakfast, you accidently dropped hit candle, and the fire caught onto your pants, and your nuts were roasted.
2006-08-18 05:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by wolvez30 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dangled your balls over the toaster. Hmm, I haven't tried that, but it sounds a bit safer than open flame. haha
Now you are rid of the hair on you balls, which is a good thing. Next time, just shave them.
At least you were not as stupid as THIS GUY who let his friends intentionally set his balls on FIRE !!!
http://www.fugly.com/videos/776/balls_of_fire.html
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2006-08-19 04:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by barefootboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey Doc, my balls caught on fire." Trust me, they have heard every stupid thing in existence.
People insert things into their rectum and get them stuck (believe it or not) all the time. Go to Rotten.com and look... you're stupidity is quite mild considering!
Look on the bright side... at least you're hairless now for a little while. Nothing worse than ball hair!
2006-08-18 05:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why the hell did u put them over a TOASTER of all things? wouldnt a hot shower work just the same with out the horrible stench of burning testicles through out the house?
jeez, people today....
2006-08-18 05:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by pony790 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell the doctor that you had toasted testicles instead of toasted bread this morning.
2006-08-18 05:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by gpetit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feel sorry for you... not as bad as the guy that ripped off one of his testicles at work after "pleasuring himself" with heavy machinery and stapled himself back together. Try explaining that!!!!!!!
2006-08-18 05:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by Me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA That is so funny.
Run to the doc. You really need them treated..... unless you don't want to have kids.
As for the story, Tell him you were roasting marshmellows naked!
2006-08-18 05:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Shawna M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMMmmm!! Roasted balls! Yummy!
2006-08-18 05:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What in the world made you do that?If you need to go to the doctor tell him the truth.
2006-08-18 05:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by nanny2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like that tell him what happened and get somethin for the burns. Hope u feel better.
2006-08-18 05:39:23 · answer #11 · answered by LaLa N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋