2006-08-18 05:16:54 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
good one!!!!
mazel tov !
2006-08-18 10:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it truly is Shabbes. The sluggish reaction should not be wonderful. i'm purely on because i'm finished of the chilly and can want to't sleep. there is not any unmarried Jewish theory of the afterlife. There are an effective many recommendations, for sure, yet base line is we won't be able to recognize. So instead of fussing about that, we concentration on what we do recognize for particular -- that our moves will impression the lives of others, mutually with those yet to be born. we are saying of someone who's died, might want to his/her reminiscence be for a blessing, in acceptance of the constructive that the man did in the time of existence. Ritually, we mark the separation from close relations and acquaintances via asserting a version of the prayer it truly is used to split the various prayer amenities. it truly is in Aramaic and has a gorgeous rocking cadence interior the language. The Mourner's Kaddish can purely be stated even as there are a minimum of ten Jews contemporary, which signifies that we flow to great lengths to verify that we've a quorum. Outsiders see that as legalistic. In practice, even if, it signifies that the mourner is properly supported via the community. The Mourner's Kaddish is asserted for 11 months. there is an theory that each and every man or woman is 'punished' for his or her mistakes once they die. The longest that 'punishment' can possibly be is one million 12 months -- and considering the Kaddish is asserted to shrink the severity of that and also you particularly do not favor to signify that your father and mom are that undesirable, it truly is purely stated for 11 months. some Jews trust that as literal reality. some see it as metaphorical. in spite of the case of which may be, it truly is surprising psychology, providing help and coaching by ability of the grieving procedure. i recognize you weren't searching for all of that, even if the reality is in what concerns to those who stay it.
2016-11-05 02:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With Lentl singing God Save the Queen?
2006-08-18 08:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you kill yourself, go to heaven and figure it out, then be resucitated, and tell us all?
Wait you would have to make someone kill you, since suicide is a Sin, and then you wouldnt go to heaven, lol.
A good bit of LSD could also do the trick. It would get you ''in contact'' with the ''angels'' and you could ''ask'' them.
2006-08-18 05:23:35 · answer #4 · answered by Ragriav 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A broch tsu dayn lebn!
2006-08-18 05:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no angels left, I plucked all their wings and ate them right after I ran out of fairies
2006-08-18 07:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only the ones named schwartz
2006-08-18 05:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by rosends 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jews don't go to heaven.
2006-08-18 05:22:09 · answer #8 · answered by haha 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Twang twang diddley dang dang, I don't care, I won't be there to hear it.
2006-08-18 05:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, funny!
2006-08-18 05:21:34 · answer #10 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋