for verily I do say unto ye, I am the messiah.
2006-08-18 04:38:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know that some may have trouble with my claiming to be the messiah, but the time has come. I know it also may seem odd my making my first announcement like this on Yahoo! Answers, but just remember: God works in mysterious ways. Sometimes you just have to have faith. Have faith in me my children. I am the ONLY way to eternal salvation. Worship me, and you shall find peace and purpose.
2006-08-18 04:39:56 · update #1
How is it that you know that you are the messiah and by what methods other than YA will you be using to gather your flock?
What is your mission once you gather people whom acknowledge your divinity?
Or is this just a ploy to get laid?
If it works, let me know. :)
2006-08-18 07:13:46 · answer #1 · answered by Morey000 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get behind us, Satan. For it is written:
Matthew 2423 “Then if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There!’ do not believe it. 24 For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. 25 See, I have told you beforehand.
26 “Therefore if they say to you, ‘Look, He is in the desert!’ do not go out; or ‘Look, He is in the inner rooms!’ do not believe it. 27 For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be. 28 For wherever the carcass is, there the eagles will be gathered together.
2006-08-18 11:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 24:5 . Jesus said himself there would be many that claim they were Him . Matthew 12:36-37
2006-08-18 11:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by robinhoodcb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have gotten ahead of yourself.
If you make a pepperoni pizza appear on my desk within the next five minutes, I'll think about it.
Edit:
No pizza... you are a false messiah.
2006-08-18 11:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by Left the building 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Many people claim to be the "messiah". Nothing new.
Well, I cannot help you, sorry.
2006-08-18 11:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have complete faith and courage to say that it doesn't take a lot of either to be a fool.
2006-08-18 11:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, already have a Messiah.
2006-08-18 11:45:56 · answer #7 · answered by spacejohn77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ten commandments say thou shall worship no other gods. and you my friend are not the messiah. so no i will not worship you.
2006-08-18 11:45:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For as long as comedy has existed, stupidity has been a source of immense entertainment. UNTIL YOU!
2006-08-18 11:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by Excel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 john 4. i acknowledge that you are a moron.
2006-08-18 11:45:32 · answer #10 · answered by practicalwizard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋