A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman patient for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told the woman to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night
2006-08-18 04:27:46 · 19 answers · asked by Erin A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im 16 today...happy bday 2 me.........but the joke is kinda funny
2006-08-18 04:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by flowergrl0818 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd heard that before.. I have one for you.
A man goes to the doctors office and asks the doctor if there is anything he can take to better his love making at home. Doctor say,s no, but there is this little pill you can give your wife to make her a better lover. so he says OK and takes home a little jar with some pill,s. later on that nite while he is in bed waiting for his wife he reaches for the pill jar and takes one of the little pill,s and puts it in his wife's drink. then he thinks to him self, If this works for her it,s got to work for me, so he takes one also. NOTHING HAPPENED!!! they both fell asleep. well about an hour or so later his wife wakes up screaming. "I want a man, I want a man!!!!!" and he jumps up screaming" Me Too Me Too!!!!"
Have a nice day!!!:)
2006-08-18 11:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crazy old lady. she knows whats up. She was 16 once! eww.. what was MY grandma doing at 16? *shivers*
2006-08-18 11:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I love grandmas. They're sneaky, but always in a good way! lol
2006-08-18 11:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Ma'am!! LOL. LOL. Great, great joke.
Thank you for the laughs.
Have a really great weekend!
2006-08-18 17:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not funny but i liked it anyway.
2006-08-18 11:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its cute funny
2006-08-18 12:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by redheaded 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wish my granda cud read dis... lol... im 16 too but im still fresh... haha..
2006-08-18 11:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by anica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, go granny go granny go.
2006-08-18 11:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Danielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i tought it was funny.
2006-08-18 11:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by i SHiNE SO BRiGHTLi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋