this person pi.ssed me off...i was happy, then mad. ugh.
2006-08-18 04:19:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-18 04:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Missouri, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls.The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas. So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin
2006-08-18 11:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by whiskeygrl319 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, when you're in bad mood it can only get better!!!
Enjoy life with simple things, go out right now and buy the ice cream you like, look beyond the appearances and will find that your world is colorful and moving so fast...
But specially remember that there are not two like you and that makes you something amazing!!!
Get funny, put two different shoes on and them your bad mood will disappear immediately... then put the right pair or everyone else will think that more than unhappy... you are nuts!!!
2006-08-18 11:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by alexnaturals 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a
construction site.
The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian
guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."
To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect
you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes
away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is
untouched.
He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you
tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he
disappear and I no finda him."
Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't
shovel.
The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but
I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in
charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."
The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the
Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by
the minute.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of
sand and yells...
"Supplies!!"
2006-08-18 11:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by sweetiepi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day a blonde decided 2 go horse back riding. She had never ridin' a horse. so she saddle up and she began to ride it. after a while she thought the horse was going too fast so she tried to stop it. that didnt work so she tried to jumped off when her foot got caught on the thing where u put ur foot. she was getting her head beat on the ground, getting cut up pretty badly when the Wal-Mart manager, BOB, came out and unpluged it.
2006-08-18 11:33:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man, dressed up in a duck-suit, drunk after a costume party wagged his way into an eatery making so much noises.... to the astonishment and annoyance of customers and also waiters serving at the tables. A waiter walked up to him and said, "Sir, we dont serve ducks here." The drunkard duck suit man replied,"Oh its ok, you can serve me chicken instead"!
2006-08-18 11:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cowboy walks into a bar and asks for a coke. there was a chinese guy is sitting next to him. After his order comes he goes to the bath room. when he comes back the chinese guy is laughing. the cow boy says'' What are you laughing about''. The chinese guy says'' Me chinese me play joke, me go peepee in your coke". Then the cow boy says" well me cow boy me shoot fast, me put bullets up yo a s s.
2006-08-18 11:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by GJA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does Miss Piggy use honey & vinegar douche?
Because Kermit likes sweet & sour pork!
2006-08-18 11:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Bunny Lebowski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rabbit and fox
Both the rabbit and the fox have bikes in the woods. Rabbit takes the fox with his bike , after a ride rabbit asks " did you pee?" (because of the fear) , "i did" (answers the fox) ... Then the fox wants to take the rabbit for a ride , rabbit accepts. On the ride fox asks "did you pee?" , rabbit=" i did ", fox="well , you're gonna shhit now because the brakes don't work"...
2006-08-18 11:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by arcencoca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A toothless termite walks into a bar ans asks "Where's the bartender?"
2006-08-18 11:24:18 · answer #10 · answered by crabbygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋