Do you pray for the infidel who has not come to believe in the pink unicorn or our Lord and Master the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Shall we pray for them that they be open to our message?
Shall we not cast the pearls of reason before the sheeple?
RAmen
2006-08-18 03:14:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ramen, brother Jim Darwin, ramen.
We must give them the chance to be saved by his noodely appendages too, spread the love.
2006-08-18 03:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no "pink unicorn". There is an Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh), and her invisibility is as important as her pinkness.
Personally, I feel the infidels can believe whatever insane thing they want. The IPU (mhhnbs) knows her own, and will find the lost.
2006-08-18 10:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by fenderplayer96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for my first laugh of the morning Jim, I'm cleaning house today....Where'd the pink unicorn come from? Is that a disciple of the FSM? I'll be sure to make a note of that. May His Noodly Appendage bless you and yours today :)
2006-08-18 10:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad people are remembering the Pink Unicorn and Her consort, the Purple Oyster (May he be damned! [unless he recants and eats his pizza as Our Mareness demands, with canadian bacon and pineapple!]). She predates the FSM by many many years.
2006-08-18 10:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Just change the words of the standard rant and suddenly it seems dumb even to the people who'd spout the same sort of thing.
:)
2006-08-18 11:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by maeves_child 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yarrrrrr..... we shall pray for them upon the high seas as we combat global warming!
2006-08-18 10:42:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The infidels shall be impaled on His mighty horn.
2006-08-18 10:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of this makes any sense.
2006-08-18 10:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by wolfy1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd really rather you didn't.
2006-08-18 10:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by pynkbyrd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋