pink unicorn be praised we are victorious
2006-08-18 03:08:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The PU church, founded in 2432 b.c.e. by a coven of highly enlightened pre-pubescent girls, was responsible for quashing the Spanish Inquisition, ending the witch trials and, most recently, outing pedophile priests. and they invented the "Funky Chicken" dance. All in all, they have had a very positive effect on human evolution indeed!
2006-08-18 03:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the book of Marinara 12:3-7 The only unforgivable sin is blaspheming the Holy FSM. If it be blasphemed by unicorns, fruit bats, marmosets, ect FSM will be peeved due to insecurity. Thou shall worship nothing else but FSM!
2006-08-18 10:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pink Unicorn? Where do I sign up
2006-08-18 18:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, I see you too have renounced the FSM.
Verily this be the path of righteousness, for pastafarianism was as much an abomination unto the unicorn as jesusism.
2006-08-18 10:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pink unicorn should be enough to make anyone at least smile.
:o)
2006-08-18 15:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a red unicorn. Did yours go through the washer?
2006-08-18 10:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer my unicorns white with a golden mane thank you very much. LOL
2006-08-18 10:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably because you have a better passing game. We Christians are such ball hogs.
2006-08-18 10:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by Maddog Salamander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy!!!
The flying spaghetti monster will boil you in pasta & meatsauce for this. You'd better repent! HArrrrrrr
2006-08-18 10:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by slipknotraver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was an INVISIBLE pink unicorn...?
2006-08-18 10:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋