On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones -- At Your Cervix
On a plumber's truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
On a plastic surgeon's office door:
Hello! Can we pick your nose?
At a towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We just want tows.
On an electrician's truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push!
At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a taxidermist's window:
We Really Know Our Stuff
In a podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.
In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
And...
At a propane filling station:
Thank Heaven For Little Grills
2006-08-18 01:52:50 · 22 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Prolific .... That's what you are ....! Keep up the good work!
2006-08-22 18:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. On a t-shirt : SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
2. On highways in India: Speed thrills but kills
3. Outside a shop: The next shop cuts hair best, see proof for yourself here.
4. Outside a spects' shop : We help you see the World clearly
5. Outsied a dentist's: You pay us to make you toothless
2006-08-24 05:21:08 · answer #2 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2, 4, 6, 8 & 13 I loved. :o)
2006-08-18 09:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by mani boo/poo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved the plumbers truck one lol
2006-08-18 08:59:49 · answer #4 · answered by girly girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...nice!
how bout these? :
The sign in Samara Dessert:
Don't step on the grass.
The one in Hell:
Mind the fire. No sunblocks allowed.
2006-08-23 00:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice collection
2006-08-18 08:57:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were all good, but my fave is the pick the nose one. It is something we all do, but try to act like we don't.
2006-08-18 09:03:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push!"
-that's great. gave me a giggle :)
2006-08-18 10:10:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite a collection...
2006-08-22 19:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by LOIS ANN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great list. I like the OB/GYN one ..I wish I had one to add but I don't.
2006-08-24 08:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋