jokes or riddles with answers...thx bunches!
2006-08-17 23:50:49 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just wanna share this one..
hallmark cards u can send to ur Ex'es...
FRONT OF CARD:
as the days go by, i think of how lucky i am ...
INSIDE:
that you're not here to ruin it for me !
FRONT:
i've always wanted someone to have and hold, someone to love..
INSIDE:
after having met you..
i've changed my mind!
FRONT:
i must admit you brought religion in my life..
INSIDE:
i never believe in HELL til i met you!
FRONT:
lookin back over the yrs that we've been together..
i can't help but wonder..
INSIDE:
what the hell was i thinking!?!
2006-08-18 00:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock:
Who's There:
Little Boy Blue:
Little boy blue who?
Michael JAckson
2006-08-18 06:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not exactly sure what to say but i know this one riddle
a cowboy rode in on Friday to an inn stayed 2 nights and left on Friday which night did he leave?
Friday how could that be his horse name was Friday he actually came on Wednesday enjoy.
2006-08-18 06:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by princess@large 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Persimmon Pressurizer?! Holy pungent plum like fruit, Batman!
That usually makes me laugh.
2006-08-18 06:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you say to a fromunda cheese walking down the street?
What clitoral crease have you been nesting in?
Ha ha ha
2006-08-18 06:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by moebiusfox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Whts the diference between medium and rare?
A: Medium is 6inchs and rare is 12inchs
2006-08-18 07:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by coolthug_gt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is better, a men or women?
A man's best friend is a dog. A woman's best friend is a
diamond. Do the math.
2006-08-18 07:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y did the toliet papper rool down teh hill?
2 get to the bottom!
ok lame i no
2006-08-18 06:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by Penelope V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happytreefriends.com or look for funny videos on youtube.com im not to good on jokes lol. Hope you feel better!
2006-08-18 06:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. By the time you nag at him to do it, you can do it yourself.
2006-08-18 07:10:08 · answer #10 · answered by hazeleyedbeauty1967 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋