2006-08-17 22:50:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Crispy, Crispy, Crispy. You were warned, weren't you?
She can't have been much of a girlfriend if you're still a virgin, can she? I mean she had to be after something, and it clearly wasn't your....
Prostitution is probably your best bet at this stage. Find yourself a little bedsit in Kings Cross, a red light and some business cards. A maid would be a good idea, too, to keep the traffic moving. You'd be amazed how much time you waste opening the door. If I can help further, don't hesitate to ask.
(By the way - I'm a bit worried about your username. If it has anything to do with underwear, then that might explain why you are still a virgin at your advanced age).
2006-08-17 23:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't get involved with Thai women (let that be a lesson to you) and don't go for prostitutes either. Just concentrate on being yourself and someone will come along when you least expect it. Make sure you're of reasonable appearance and be nice to women and you're halfway there.
2006-08-18 13:42:32 · answer #2 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear god no,
Prostitution doens't lead you anywhere.
Prostitues are for young people/teens.
Your best idea is to try and find an job and earn some money.
If worst comes to worst the dole is always good.
Then find a girlfriend who you can trust. Just keep looking sweety because theres always someone special out there, you just havent met her yet=) Sex is only one part of life, you don't need it, thats why god invented hands and i'm sure your time will come.
Good Luck my dear.
xx
2006-08-18 05:56:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry for your money. I don't think prostitution is a solution. You should not give up searching for love. Good luck. I'm sure that you'll find a woman who will love you and won't steal your money. Excuse me for my english. Bye
2006-08-19 19:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by spacefifou 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do not have to become a prostitute to lose your virginity. Just change your girlfriend and hide your money.
2006-08-18 06:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by sarah b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's some info - when you have a girlfriend and you're still a virgin, you have problems that you need to see a therapist about!
2006-08-18 06:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by solo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you sad f*ck. I see guys like you all the time when i go toThailand. They can't wait to take advantage of the women. Get a life!
2006-08-18 05:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by TotalBitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're one skrewed up fella.
stop concentrating on this aspect of life like it's the only thing that matters.
puhleez try to grow a brain.
it will happen on its own. stop weeping.
2006-08-18 05:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by Hammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not easily give up hope in life??
Go out and meet people, I am sure there's someone whom you can share your life with :)
2006-08-18 05:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by chiayin20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They steal ya money too, try some dateing sites.
2006-08-18 05:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋