Good morning class I'm proffesor 1.__dip s h i t___. Today we will be discussing how to 2.__have sex__with a green 3.___proffesor__. Now are there any of you who feel uncomfortable with this?"
A girl answered from the back of the classroom, "I think that we should try it out on 4.___bill clinton___ first.
So 5.__mary______ went to the front of the class and was intructed to 6.____pick bills nose______ with her hands and 7.__kick him in the a s s___ with her foot.
I can't feel my 8.___balls____!" He shouted as the 9. __door___ was inserted in 10.___his ear______
just then the principal walked in and said "11.____can i jion you???______"
2006-08-17 22:54:13
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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"Good morning class I'm proffesor Stumblesalot. Today we will be discussing how to cook with a green eggs and spam. Now are there any of you who feel uncomfortable with this?"
A girl answered from the back of the classroom, "I think that we should try it out on you first.
So Mr Stumblesalot disagreed and she went to the front of the class and was intructed to feel the green eggs and spam with his/her hands and mix it up with his/her foot.
I can't feel my brain!" He shouted as the class was inserted in to space.
Just then the principal walked in and said "Oh my god who kidnapped this class, must've been Dr Suess".
I know I know! My brain is in pain, lol. :)
2006-08-17 22:56:11
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answer #2
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answered by Purplgirl 5
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1 peter 2 peter 3 peter 4 peter 5 peter 6 peter 7 peter 8 peter 9 peter 10 peter 11 peter
2006-08-17 23:34:25
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answer #3
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answered by BALDILOX 2
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1. Screwy
2. dance
3. mat
4. Mac
5. he
.6 tap
.7 clap
.8 shoes
.9 CD
.10. CD Player
11. I just lost ten dollar bet
2006-08-17 22:54:54
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answer #4
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answered by Angels Of The Arts 2
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Bomb
kill
trigger
Hezbollah
George W. Bush
wave
wiggle
controlling of the world working!
Pin
the bomb
Goddamn it George but stop trying to run the world, you are only president of the United States!
2006-08-17 23:23:36
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answer #5
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answered by shelman23 2
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1 Dick
2 Disect
3 Leaf
4 Jimmy
5 Jimmy
6 clap
7 stomp
8 penis
9 leaf
10 the tip
11 can i help
2006-08-17 22:53:06
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answer #6
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answered by ♥OnCloudNine9♥ 2
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Is it a * ape * bat * bees * birds of prey * camel * cat * canines * dolphin * donkey * elephant (captive-bred) * ferret * horse * llama * monkey * mule * orca * oxen * pigs * pigeon * rats * reindeer (domesticated caribou) * rhinoceros * seal * sea lion * water buffalo * whale * yak * zebra or the.. * Fiber (for textiles) o alpaca o camel o cat o chinchilla (captive-bred) o rabbit o canines some lengthy haired canines in Russia have had their hair spun right into a form of yarn. + wolf o goat o llama o musk ox (captive) o possum o sheep o silk malicious software o yak * leather-depending or fur o alligator (captive-bred) o cattle o ermine (captive-bred) o ferret o fox (captive-bred) o mink (captive-bred) o ostrich (captive-bred) o otter (captive-bred) * different commodities o pearl oyster (captive-bred) o reindeer antler canines or Cat?
2016-11-05 02:04:18
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answer #7
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answered by ? 4
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1. Willy
2. play
3. cucumber
4. your partner
5. Jenna Jameson
6. grab the cucumber
7. feel the sensation
8. feet
9. cucumber
10. her sweet spot
11. Am I next?
2006-08-18 01:06:22
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answer #8
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answered by Michael D 5
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aw dude
to many blanks n my brain is totally blank...
anyway good luck wit it
2006-08-17 22:49:31
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answer #9
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answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3
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gay
f u c k
vibratur
bobby
bobby
spread 'em
legs
a s s
vibratur
his a ss
let me show you how its really done
heh ♥
2006-08-18 00:22:19
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answer #10
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answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7
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