Ole is a farmer in Visconsin. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Minnesota. He drives to Minnesota, looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis cow in Minnesota,
yah?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota."
2006-08-17 21:50:23 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha... nice one!!! ;D
2006-08-17 21:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lols! You forgot to put a sign saying, "No offence to all ladies from Minnesota."
Have a nice day!
2006-08-23 22:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not nice to make fun of ones wife..
2006-08-22 19:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by LOIS ANN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha another oldie but a goodie, i heard one about a cow who wouldn't mate and it was from IL lol (i'm from IL but here girls are sooooo easy) â¥
2006-08-18 06:46:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-08-23 05:28:29 · answer #5 · answered by Cath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-23 05:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by ☆★-§CodersUniverse§-★☆ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me snear a little.
2006-08-24 01:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny & naughty, LOL
2006-08-18 04:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hahahahahaha
2006-08-18 05:16:42 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-08-24 03:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-24 03:11:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋