> This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
> His wife says, "Where are you going?"
> He says, "I'm going to the doctor."
> She says, "Are you sick?"
> He says, "No, I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
> So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her coat.
> He says, "Where are you going?"
> She says, "I'm going to the doctor too."
> He says, "Why?"
> She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm
> going to get a tetanus shot."
>
2006-08-17 21:48:20 · 19 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha...i'll keep watch on grandpa whenever he goes to the doctors.
2006-08-22 17:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3:10
2006-08-17 21:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by druid 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm specific that obtaining the poultry pox is alot worse than getting the shot. poultry pox can bypass away scars on you, the shot won't. The tetanus shot isn't too undesirable yet your arm possibly a splash mushy for a pair of days. you would be high-quality!
2016-10-02 05:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-17 22:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - 10 *
2006-08-17 21:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahooooooooooooo!!!! A good one!!!
I like this kind of joke... Thank You for making me laugh !!!
2006-08-17 22:03:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-08-23 16:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by dollarsmillie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha gr8 joke
2006-08-17 21:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by aakanksha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute joke! :)
2006-08-17 21:52:33 · answer #9 · answered by Venusp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie :) ♥
2006-08-17 23:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋