2006-08-17 21:33:28 · 12 answers · asked by IMRU? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I accept cash, cashier's checks, money orders and credit cards. Note that I do not accept promises of eternal life and threats of eternal damnation in lieu of money.
2006-08-17 21:36:21 · update #1
You are hilarious!
2006-08-17 21:55:38 · answer #1 · answered by H.I. of the H.I. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Arabian Gulf countries if you announce in the mosque, just after Friday prayers, that you have embraced Islam many people come forward with offers of help including jobs if you are unemployed.
The Aga Khan Muslim community and the Bohra Muslim community provide their members with business support.
The Christian Church everywhere also receives many requests for support and responds. Enough to keep you alive.
2006-08-18 04:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ralph R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses bring cookies sometimes.
However, I must agree with St. Toad. The Church of the Subgenius will not only get you laid, but probably get you hallucinating.
That, I think, *is* their case.
2006-08-18 04:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by angk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go with the Church of Scientology: they will make you rich. Whatever you pay them will come back to you ten times oaver!
Just ask them!
2006-08-18 04:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The devil would give you that, because he wants your soul.
It'll never be worth it. Trust me, if not all my other Christian brothers and sisters, on this. Believe in Jesus who can save you to the uttermost!
2006-08-18 04:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by zeromeyzl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Capitalism.. because then you'll go out and make a good living. :-)
The mob might want to take you up on your offer too...
2006-08-18 04:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by 006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...actually, in my own personal faith, YOU have to pay ME to evangelize. Yes, yes, I know, it seems like a rotton deal now...... but once you pay me the very reasonable fee of $2,999.99+tax to enlighten you and you receive said enlightenment... oh... you'll thank me!
2006-08-18 04:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will probably get laid in the Church of the Subgenius. They swing that way.
2006-08-18 04:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you, I think you have missed the point, you pay them!
2006-08-18 04:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by A G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little dipper the wages of sin is death .... so your more wealthy than the begger you are.
2006-08-18 04:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by jas3tm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋