come on, send me your best/worst. Can you do better than "how do you like your eggs in the morning (because you're spending the night with me)?" BTW, the answer I heard to that one was "unfertilised"
2006-08-17 20:59:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"I love u're smile". That still haunts me to this very day!
2006-08-17 21:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by Bruce B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In that Bud Light add. That's pretty funny. There are two guys and one of the guys is interested in a girl. The other guy gives him lines to say while their sitting at a counter near the desk in a bar. The girl sits beside the lucky guy and the other guy says
"You look very nice"
And repeated
"I'd love to take you to dinner sometime"
Then the bartender comes with his Bud Light he ordered and sayed
"So how much?"
Well you can pretty much guess her reaction.
2006-08-21 18:42:33 · answer #2 · answered by centreofclassicrock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a few and used none.
"let's have sex. i'm going to tell everyone we did anyways."
"do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again"
"are you tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
"if i told you that you had a hot body, would you hold that against me"
Most of the time, these "bad" pickup lines are hilarious.
2006-08-18 04:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by mlove1307 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man I worked with walks up to a woman in a bar and holds both arms straight down wrists up and tells her what vein do I have to cut to take you home with me tonight, she replied the one on your di*k and he said I sure hope your a vampire. She left after a couple drinks with him that night. Worst one I ever see work.
-NmD!
2006-08-18 04:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by NoMaD! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arent u tired cause u have been running through my mind all day!
or
Should I walk pass u again or is this luv at first site
or
Is your father a thief cause I can c the stars in your eyes
2006-08-18 04:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi my name is barney and I really want to kiss you.But could you brush your teeth first
Hi I just come over tell you that. You have the face of many stars.The eyes of over flowing love and the body of the a goddess that they have no name for yet until now.yours
2006-08-18 04:11:28 · answer #6 · answered by lovely soul with insite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all you will be slaped by a million girls if you ever use that one, second of all I have a worse one. A guy came up to me and said "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." and I replied with "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." Lets just say I never saw him again in that bar.
2006-08-18 04:10:42 · answer #7 · answered by Fudge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
2006-08-18 04:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got any spare change?
2006-08-18 05:37:18 · answer #9 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋