A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage.
The panda pauses on his way out, produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual, and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation:
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
2006-08-17 20:07:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhahahha i get it
it supposed to be eat bamboo shoots n leafs
hahhah very well written hahhahhah
2006-08-17 20:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That one makes me chuckle. By The Way: have you heard the legend about the Punctuation that Saved a Life?
Short Version: Someone intercepted a written message which mentioned a friend who was to killed. The last sentence was written as:
"Decision: Execution, impossible to be freed."
Being smart enough to realize she couldn't forge the writing, she moved the comma...so it NOW read:
"Decision: Execution impossible, to be freed."
So they let her friend go...
2006-08-17 20:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great book about punctuation from Lynne Truss
"Talk to the Hand", however, was rubbish!
2006-08-17 20:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by bambam 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now if you're going to plagiarize Lynne Truss's work, you could at least give her credit for it.
Since you haven't, I will:
http://eatsshootsandleaves.com/
Punctuation rocks!!!
2006-08-17 20:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by mel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for posting this joke!! Without it, i could not have known the things that the other answerers told here!!!!
2006-08-17 21:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-17 21:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u going to shoot me....because u just ate my brain!!!
2006-08-17 20:12:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard this one though ♥
2006-08-17 20:45:30 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, thanks for making libra guy wiser !! U've just done us a favor ..lol !
2006-08-17 23:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Nisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thx for the jokes..:)
2006-08-17 20:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋